What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

What's a band that is really popular that you don't like? Why?

So they tried

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Re-ranking the 16 super regional teams in the 2025 NCAA baseball tournament - NCAA.com

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Rogue Trader devs Owlcat are making an Expanse RPG with Mass Effect-style combat - Rock Paper Shotgun

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

TV Ratings: Game 7 Gives NBA Finals a Six-Year High - The Hollywood Reporter

They put up a sign reading

No go.

No way

Sam Darnold on final games in Minnesota: "We laid an egg on offense" - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Kylie Jenner Makes Cheetah Print Airplane Sweats Look So Chic While Leaving Venice - instyle.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

‘Elio’ Gave Pixar Its Worst Box Office Opening Ever - Gizmodo

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

David Goyer on Marvel Turning Down His ‘Blade’ Reboot Offer, Why ‘The Sandman’ Is Ending and Those Neil Gaiman Allegations: He ‘Wasn’t as Involved in Season 2’ - Variety

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is your review of House of the Dragon, season 2, episode 8, "The Queen Who Ever Was"?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Cosmetics Industry Icon Leonard A. Lauder, Chairman Emeritus, The Estée Lauder Companies, Passes Away - The Estée Lauder Companies Inc.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?